I Never Claimed to Be Graceful

In a nutshell, I am pretty clutzy. I tend to fall down a lot, and it is a VERY good thing that I have a padded rear...unless I accidentally fall forward.....

This is what happens when you fall on your FACE instead of the BOOTAY

1 Trip to the Emergency Room: $500.00

Lifelong Emotional Trauma: $100, 000

Only Needed 2 Pieces of Tape and Some Liquid Bandaid: Priceless:)